Who’s got that ol’ creeping dread?
I’m gonna blow my brains out.
From last night’s #CONAN monologue. #YOLO #Amazeballs (at CONAN)
*fifteen second long fart noise*
In other news, people are scoffing at how language is “”deteriorating”” even as it expands. “BUT THESE WORDS ARE RIDICULOUS” Why? “BECAUSE I DON’T LIKE THEM AND THINK THEY’RE USELESS” I don’t like the word “moist” cause it sounds gross but I’m not about to go publicly mock it and those that use it cause it fulfills a function of speech just like these words do. Can other words fulfill “YOLO” and “amazeballs”? Absolutely. But so can other words for “moist” and we’re still keeping that one around.
Please calm your collective superiority of language. It must be exhausting to feel that negative all the time. YOLO so enjoy these little things cause language expansion is amazeballs and I’m super excited to see what’s next for English =u=
these dorks are so upset that the dissemination and acceptance of novel words in English is not solely in control of an “elite”
The monologue of a late night comedian is an interesting thing.
Writers are given a list of well known recent news headlines, and instead of making well thought-out even handed comments about it, they write jokes. JOKES! About the news!?
What a bunch of horrific cunts.
If I could kill everyone in the human race I would without hesitation as long as I was 100% sure there would be no survivors. I wouldn’t even need to know if it would be painless for everyone or not. I could lie to myself and say I would see it as a mercy killing but it wouldn’t be. I would do it…
Fucking hardcore, Temple.
Just swagged on everyone.
ok, I see you Charlie, even though you got on plaid bermuda shorts
100x better than the people avoiding donating via the challenge
I thought his joke was going to be that he sent them ice.
I like that joke better.